Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022

Golden Goose

A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.

'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'

by rhys[scb] July 4, 2008

wild goose chase

A word used by adults to children when the adults have no clue where they are.

Angie:"Grandma are we lost?"
Grandma:"No Angie we are just on a wild goose chase."
Angie:"Really!"

by Angelikah November 10, 2007

The Goose

A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.

1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I flew with the Goose.

by LB797979 January 15, 2010

double goose

This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.

"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."

by Herbage SMoker September 5, 2008

Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

Slizz on the Goose

To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.

"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"

"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"

by levinlaw January 24, 2011