Mayonnaise Goblin

A pasty white liberal (Democrat) who wants to cancel everyone they don't agree with. Everything is "literally Hitler" when they don't get their way. They also enlist minorities to do their dirty work and then take credit for it. Just like they did during slavery. Usually has a minimum of 30 cats.

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by Randy H Hornaynay February 15, 2021

goblin punch

1. The act of creating a facade of punching someone's face to actually kick the person in the groin.

2. A two-hit Combo of punching in the jaw and kicking the groin at once.

Dii: Ah... I love my new steel-toed boots!
Darrell: Ya your a douch-b for goblin punching Al.
Al: ............ow my balls!!...........

by BlindAsh33 September 20, 2009

ass goblin

someone troll-like who takes advantage of unsuspecting youngsters by violating their butts. one works at the WWU fairhaven cafeteria.

damn, that troll is an ass-goblin!

"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 13, 2003

ass goblin

Some one who loves to eat ass

Nick S loves it when he gets to eat his moms ass for dinner. SO that would make him an assgoblin

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

dick goblin

1. a person who is gay

2. a being that lives on a mans testicles ( could be crabs who knows)

1. brighton and hove albian fans or dick goblins

2. errr i just found a dick goblin on my balls

by gx1029384756 January 9, 2008

Trash goblin

A person in a game who is really bad but still tries to be a try hard

Wow tr33_fuck3r you are such a trash goblin

Player 1: player 2 stop being such a trash goblin

Player 2: I'm not a trash goblin I'm just try Harding

Player 1: *facepalm*

by iamusingthisname July 19, 2018

The Green Goblin

when you are having sex with a girl that has a cold, have her sneeze in her hands then shove it up her vagina then bang her and pull out to find that your dicks green

My girlfriend was sick and gave me The Green Goblin

by JFK Franklin December 27, 2009