beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008

Goat

GoatA person who is stupid and annoying.

"shut up you goat"

by Vinnoir November 21, 2004

Hot as a Three Peckered Billy Goat

Some one or something over excited, agressive, or very attractive.

That girl is hot as a three peckered billy goat.

by Tim Mullen January 27, 2010

Goat of football

Messi.

Messi is the GOAT of football.

by MessiLionel September 23, 2020

Goat Juice

A milky projectile that comes from a goat's penis.

The little boy got sprayed with goat juice when he tickeled the goat's butthole.

by Dwight Kurt Schrute Farms October 12, 2008

goat punch

goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.

pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina

by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005

GOAT

Geek Of All Trades

DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.

by holtrain July 30, 2011