the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
by eloh January 15, 2004
Get the beer-googlingmug. Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
Get the Google Fucktardmug. by marioisthebest June 30, 2022
Get the Google Docmug. At a google glance republicans are right!
I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.
According to a google glance you're wrong.
I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.
According to a google glance you're wrong.
by EvilDans January 4, 2019
Get the Google glancemug. noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail
2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)
1) An expansion of the word Gmail
2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)
by koolyman June 14, 2011
Get the Google Mailmug. Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.
Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
by Zecken August 26, 2021
Get the Google Hugmug. Created on April 23, 2013, Google Feud is what you get when you cross Family Feud with Google.
You are asked how Google autocompletes an incomplete search result, with 10 possible answers.
The catch is that there will almost always be at least 2-4 answers that make absolutely no sense. You'll need a very strange and dirty mind in order to play this game well...
You are asked how Google autocompletes an incomplete search result, with 10 possible answers.
The catch is that there will almost always be at least 2-4 answers that make absolutely no sense. You'll need a very strange and dirty mind in order to play this game well...
(From Markiplier's first vid of Google Feud)
"NEVER PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD?!"
"NEVER PUT A HAT ON YOUR BED?!"
"NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER?!"
WTF IS THAT???
"NEVER PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD?!"
"NEVER PUT A HAT ON YOUR BED?!"
"NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER?!"
WTF IS THAT???
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 21, 2020
Get the Google Feudmug.