the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
by eloh January 15, 2004
Get the beer-googlingmug. Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
Get the Google Fucktardmug. Created on April 23, 2013, Google Feud is what you get when you cross Family Feud with Google.
You are asked how Google autocompletes an incomplete search result, with 10 possible answers.
The catch is that there will almost always be at least 2-4 answers that make absolutely no sense. You'll need a very strange and dirty mind in order to play this game well...
You are asked how Google autocompletes an incomplete search result, with 10 possible answers.
The catch is that there will almost always be at least 2-4 answers that make absolutely no sense. You'll need a very strange and dirty mind in order to play this game well...
(From Markiplier's first vid of Google Feud)
"NEVER PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD?!"
"NEVER PUT A HAT ON YOUR BED?!"
"NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER?!"
WTF IS THAT???
"NEVER PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD?!"
"NEVER PUT A HAT ON YOUR BED?!"
"NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER?!"
WTF IS THAT???
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 21, 2020
Get the Google Feudmug. The most popular way of verifying unconfirmed facts, rumors, and unproven assertions by anyone. If it's in Google, then it might have merit. Although, it should be noted that reading the actual articles is completely different from just reading the search results and webpage titles, so the facts might still remain unconfirmed.
I just Google-and-confirmed it, the search results say that Justin Bieber is, as a matter of fact, gay.
Groupie Fan Girl: No way! You just checked the search results and didn't read the articles, it's not true!
Groupie Fan Girl: No way! You just checked the search results and didn't read the articles, it's not true!
by CommandereON October 14, 2012
Get the Google-and-confirmmug. I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.
by lowlights June 12, 2011
Get the Google Santorummug. Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.
Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
by Zecken August 26, 2021
Get the Google Hugmug. A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.
by Miksah August 16, 2019
Get the Google bitchmug.