Fake blazer

Somebody (usually a nitty) who pretends to be blazed when he actually isn’t.

Wtf he looks so high

Nah he is just a fake blazer

by ShsksisisozoPs June 9, 2020

Fake

you

you are fake

by this isnt sam November 20, 2020

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

spit on the fake queen

When you and your brothers find a queen, but realize she’s a fake queen you must spit on her

Spit on the fake queen my bruddas

by Koxxel February 2, 2018

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

siofra brady

siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

fakefuck

just about everyone now a days. someone who does lame shizz that everyone else does just to be "cool." liiiike 90% of the world are fakefucks.

"Like omg cupcakes, rainbows, dinosaurs, rawrrr !! I'm so HxC, lemme go sit in a corner they're soo coool !!"
FAKEFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK son of a mothuhhhh

by livin' lifelesss January 9, 2008