Food Amnesia

The act of forgetting the food one has just previously eaten, made famous in an episode of Spongebob when Patrick Star eats his own food and forgets soon thereafter. This can also lead to accusing other people of eating or stealing ones food.

Terry: Where da fuck is my sandwhich?

Nardo: The one you beasted on, like five seconds ago?

Terry: No, I didn't even take a bite yet!

Nardo: Bro, you have a case of food amnesia

by DAnteDMCgirl June 24, 2011

Food Amnesia

This happens when you've just eaten something like... 2 seconds ago... and forgot you ever ate it.

Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?
Spongebob: You ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Me: Major food amnesia

Angel has serious Food Amnesia. She JUST ate that apple core.

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011

food broke

Understandable, have a great day.

helo food?
food broke
Understandable, have a great day.

by OIivers August 7, 2020

Food Racist

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.

My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.

by heynow_1 February 2, 2010

food Racist

a rude term for someone who is a picky eater; someone who will only eat certain types of food

While Rachel's father tried to find a nice way to say "picky eater", Rachel and I were cracking jokes about how Food Racist we are

by Short And Morbid December 28, 2009

food bitch

the person sitting in the passenger seat who is immediately given the task of handing out the food at the drive-thru.

When I immediately handed Sally the McDonald's bag, she knew she had become the food bitch.

by shammyshack90 December 28, 2009

Food Tongue

When the bacteria in the mouth has been allowed to build up into a thick, semi-solid coating over the back and centre of the tongue. Usually a white, glossy substance with a brownish, yellowish hue. Weed/cigarette smoke, alcohol and food contribute to the stew of bacteria collecting at the back of your throat and tongue, causing sour, foul breath.

"...when y'all niggas wake up in the mornin', don't just brush ya teeth man...brush your fuckin' tongue, man...nigga's got that food tongue..." - Ghostface~Killah

by beezybeezy9 October 17, 2009