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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
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Soul Farming

A term used by casuals, when they keep dying at the same spot in Dark Souls, but they don't want to admit it.
"Hey how long have you been in this area?"
"It's okay, i'm Soul farming."
by Ksdf March 6, 2019
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Hickory Farm

When a man recieves oral sex while having a yeast infection. The name comes from tge Hickory Farms sausage and cheese gift packs.
she gave me a hickory farm last night.
by alternate account December 15, 2018
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Shealwall farm

The almighty shell of the being where the pathetic slightly autistic angus lurked he will touch your mother but only with his fingers because his peen is -1 inch
I live at shealwall farm
by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019
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farm

I tried to give myself a haircut last night and I totally farmed it

I was making pizza earlier but I farmed it real bad because I forgot the tray in the oven
by KungFuJasper June 16, 2018
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farm harder

The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”
What did you get up to last night mate?

Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.
by Lordofbants June 16, 2018
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Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 7, 2018
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