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Fairy Dust

When you don't, fully, whipe your butthole and a dusty, like substance is left behind.
Ugh, my butthole is building up fairy dust
by Definitionsss March 1, 2015
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Cum Fairy

Is when you take a great girl to your house and to just to hang out and have sex with you. It's between a booty call and a fuck friend.
Amanda came to my house last night, we had a blast and hung out. She pulled the Cum Fairy trick to me.

She came then I came!!!!
by RemyMartincourvoisier June 3, 2010
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fist fairy

A homosexual football player. They are so extreme and aggressive in their fucking gayness that they can't help but to fist each other in the locker rooms and fist nerds under the guise of being tough and hazing. These raging flamers love the game of football because it takes absolutely no skill and it always includes grabbing, touching, piling on top of, and tea baging the other muscular homos. Their usual uniform consists of a school hoodie, shorts, a foot ball bag, and Gatorade because Gatorade is for faggots. They are naturally arrogant, loud, and trying to act like the alpha male on ever other fucking gay alpha male.
Fist Fairy: Have you seen Rob?
Dude: No. Why the hell do you want with that fist fairy anyway?
Fist Fairy: FOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! I didn't get to fist his ass last game. *Looks over at Dude's ass*
I'M GOING TO FIST YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NERD!
by Tank6 June 17, 2008
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fairy bread

An Australian practice usually endulged upon at "Aussie bbq's". It is described as The act of ejactlating on someone's pelvic area, then covering said ejaculatum with 100's & 1000's.
"Poita: that Sharon chick is a bit of orright!"
"Robbo: yeh, nah I heard grundy gave her some fairy bread behind the bouncy castle."
by Mr.s.james December 3, 2015
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Wind Fairy

People who own sail boats
by Rich January 31, 2004
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Queer Fairy

by David Christianson April 14, 2008
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ugly fairy

The Ugly Fairy is the “Great Equalizer” in the game of military deployments. The Ugly Fairy is always there to meet all of the Iraq Cinderellas, Iraq Princesses, Guantanahoes and every other CHUD, Troll, Chupacabre and Ogre posing as gorgeous women.
You will find the Ugly Fairy on the return flight or even on the ferry to Leeward smacking those bitches across the chops with her Ugly Stick. Some especially evil transgressors are sometimes smacked multiple times. Once this has happened, there is justice and universal balance is restored.
Army Dude 1: Hey, get a look at that!
Army Dude 2: What happened? Five minutes ago she was so beautiful.
Army Dude 1: Yeah right… Looks like the Ugly Fairy smacked that bitch.
Army Dude 2: Like about fifty times……
by weatherbeatenghettobooty May 14, 2008
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