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filter face

An average-to-unattractive person who relies on social media photo filters to drastically improve his/her appearance.
"I was excited to meet that girl from OkCupid - she looked SO hot in her pictures - but she turned out to be a real filter face. Total disappointment."

"Sure, his new girlfriend looks pretty on Instagram, but have you met her? She's got a serious case of filter face."

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on filter face.
Tai: What's a filter face?
Cher: It's better in pictures, see? On social media, it's OK, but in-person, it's a big old mess.
by okk385 May 27, 2014
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Stunsle Filtchkin

1. Rumple Stiltskins' real name (the first incarnation of) passed down through many generations...some of which had excessive ear wax build up. 2. When a hunchbacked dwarf with a large, bent nose, beady little eyes and a chin like an onion (with 2 or 3 hairs sticking out of it) strikes a pose (typically stationed hunched over in a corner of a 17th century inn, rubbing his chin with one hand while saying "hmmm").
"Oh my......look at that hunchbacked little man with the bent nose, beady eyes and ....and....that onion chin with HAIRS growin' outta it!!!Dude.....he's got that Stunsle Filtchkin thing going on!!!"
by The paulinator May 24, 2008
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International Filter

1. When a person's nationality or accent acts as a filter and obstructs the traits of said person's real personality and attributes

2. When two people form a relationship with one another from different nationalities and its obvious that at least one of them is a bit of a git, however the other person doesn't see them as they really are because of the international filter. Most commonly at play when one of them has a strong accent.

3. Sometimes also referred to as 'Ethnic Filter'
1.
Alice: "I can't believe that Jessica managed to score that hot Frenchman! Doesn't he see that she is a bit of a loserface?"
Kate: "No, the international filter does not allow him to see that"

2.

Bob: "I just don't get why those two are together?! They have nothing in common and he just smokes pot all day"
Mary: "yeah, I know, but I think they are both victims of the international filter"

3.
When Penelope Cruz dated Tom Cruise, the international filter did not allow her to immediately see that he was a sad little man/control freak tosser

3.
Irish people do not think Jimeoin is funny
by Daphne750 April 1, 2010
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The Fifth Crusade

2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.
George W Bush launched the Fifth Crusade, using "weapons of mass destruction" as an excuse.
by theycallmealex April 14, 2010
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ferrario filter

When a person exaggerates what really happened by about 3 or 4 notches.
"Dude, Steve called me and said that he was at a party and like 15 people came up to him and said they thought I was awesome!" After I applied the ferrario filter it meant that 1 person asked how he was doing.
by yourlastchance October 8, 2011
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doggie filter

Doggie filter, a filter used by thots
"Yo,that thot using a doggie filter"
by Yung grizzly September 4, 2017
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andrew fithian

A soft individual, generally a coward. You can call this man a pussy and he'll just laugh because he has no heart or backbone
To bad Conor Mcgregors next opponent is pulling an Andrew Fithian now he'll never get the fight
by What the world thinks June 21, 2018
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