Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

Female blame shifting

The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.

"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"

"Yep. And they didn't press charges."

"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."

by Saluriel July 19, 2014

Female Boner

When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.

Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.

Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday

Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner

by Horny.hoe May 28, 2018

Fecal Fanatic

One who is infatuated with poo.

Wow, your dad is a real fecal fanatic!

by Effed November 6, 2003

female muscle

The fat chick that skinny girls bring with them to parties for two purposes:

1. To make the skinny girls look more attractive
2. To protect said skinny girls from being taken advantage of.

I would've hooked up with that girl if her female muscle wasn't there.

by jkzl June 22, 2012

female sounding

Inserting metal or plastic things into a woman’s urethra.

I love watching female sounding porn

by Toula TLS September 17, 2019

cerebrial fecalosis

medical term for having shit for brains.

Oh that was so stupid, do you suffer from cerebrial fecalosis often?

by moonunitapollo April 3, 2006