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eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time
by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020
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eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant
"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"
by Shingleberry January 1, 2012
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Slick Eating

dam bruh you slick eating da shit outta dat man.
by DaRealBlockStar June 11, 2020
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eat cement

eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out
octno: "hey ooga"
eat cement: "אני אכנס לבית שלך ואכל את החתול שלך."
by Soup__ October 21, 2021
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Eating Crust

Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up
Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.
by Crustboy247 December 20, 2017
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naked eating

Eating out, besides 'eating out' at a restaurant, is what you do to a girl's pussy. I use my tongue, my lips, my fingers, and sometimes my teeth (carefully!) on my girlfriend's pussy. I love to eat her out before sex or just for fun when I crave it. There is so much more you can do with a girl than you can orally with a guy. Although I love to receive when she wants to give too.

I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.

If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!
Sex just isn't sex until she squirts into my mouth when we be naked eating
by ej14756 April 1, 2017
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eat the barnyard

to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.
The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.
by Armando83 November 15, 2011
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