Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
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Get the .9.<,.0.3.4.3.0.>.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.Exe-Keep-Any-Estrada-Discard-To-.9.The-.9.Estrada-aLa-Murphy-Keep-And-Acquire-The-Sense-I-Breathe-Exe<.7.9.7.6.><.0.3.4.3.0.>.9.. mug.He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
by MCBL March 5, 2017
Get the ex boyfriend mug.Another word to desribe Finals and/or Final Exams since they can be a nightmare for students in High School and College.
1. Friend 1: Hey, let's go and see Dune tonight!
Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.
Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.
Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.
Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.
Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
by ariaofsorrow120 December 9, 2021
Get the Fin-ASS Ex-ASS mug.Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
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Get the Get back with your ex day mug.on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
by PaperMT November 27, 2022
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