Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024

aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

mental engineer

1) Someone who creates false realities with elaborate lies. 2) A liar with an uncanny ability to remember their lies and spin complex scenarios that are untrue in order to engineer a false belief in others.

That dude isn’t just a liar, he’s a mental engineer. Watch out for him.

by Stinktooth November 2, 2022

Merlin vacuum engine

Merlin vacuum engine- MVAC

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space

by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019

Startling the engine

A phrase used in the mechanics world for turning on an engine and turning it off in under a second.

Stop startling the engine you'll ruin the starter!!

by Honda_Otaku December 2, 2016

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025