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Douche Knuckle 

Noun: Doosh Nuck-le A person who attends a party and then steals beer from the host while leaving.
Tony: Hey man Tap is such a Douche Knuckle!
Adam: Why do you say that?
Tony: That Douche Knuckle stole a twelve pack of Yuengling from my porch at 3:00 AM on New Years Eve.
Adam: Wow... Really? Did he ask anyone first?
Tony: Nah... That is the fucked up thing, all that Douche Knuckle had to do was ask and I would have given him the damn beer.
Adam: Wow, he really is a Douche Knuckle.

Douche bag 

a person who gives a shit about people, one that can care less of people's feelings.

a perosn that belives he/she is better than everybody else.
a person that think less of people.

a jerk or an asshole in a sence.
Pieter Bednar is a true douche bag for giving people the boot.
Douche bag by TheOneTruth October 4, 2009

douche mcgee 

a person that reminds out of something that you use to clean out a vagina.
James is a douche mcgee. He messes up every thing
douche mcgee by quinn J. August 29, 2005

douche*baggery 

(N.) 1. To preform qualities of the douchebag relation. Dumb, stupid, ignorant behavior.
LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"

Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"

Douche Bag 

anyone who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just plain shit.

josh.
Douche Bag by CuteKid10101 October 18, 2008

Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.
I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.
Douche Juice by Ms. P December 21, 2008