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dick donner

(adjective) A person who sucks a man’s penis with intensity.
I thought she wouldn’t blow me, but she’s a dick donner.
by dick69 April 13, 2009
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Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)
When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.
by Matt July 25, 2003
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Dick Police

It’s where a man or woman is concerned with what another another man does with his dick and what type of woman he sticks it in
She’s always trying to dick police someone. Telling us what type of women we should or shouldn’t be smashing
by Legendaryproof August 31, 2019
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Dick Slanger

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....
by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018
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On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"
by Justin October 12, 2004
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dick graze

A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.
My buddy introduced me to the DICK GRAZE!
by jean1938 September 8, 2014
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Torrent Dick

1. A person who downloads many torrent files, especially in a dormitory or university residence.
"The guy in the next room must be a torrent dick, I can't download anything because he's hogging all the bandwidth"
by Rigbyruffrider February 5, 2010
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