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Dark Humor

Dark humor is joking about your own trauma, instead of bashing on people that have done literally nothing to you, that's just called being a dick.
Person1: When I was a child I was beaten with a belt by my dad, i guess he was telling me to just beat it.

Person2: What? That's not funny.
Person1: Well, Its called dark humor. Only other people that have experienced the same trauma as me may find it funny too, but people who may not have experienced it might not get it, or find it offensive.
by t0ysandtricks August 14, 2021
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Dark Dump

When fuckers turn the light of on me when I'm dropping a duece at work.
Rob, the douche bag, Conway keeps forcing a 'dark dump' on me.
by Angry Pooper January 20, 2009
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Dark Eve

A form of hello used by goths, real-life vampires, RhyDin players and other dice-chucking sadsacks. To properly use this greeting you must also be a lesbian and wear a great deal of eye-shadow.
Dark Eve to you on this cold winter night, Deathblade457.
by Cyrus K April 10, 2004
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Dark Eyes

Cheap ass vodka. Most times you can distinguish Dark Eyes from other vodka by its distinct "rubbing alcohol" taste/smell. Generally found at high school parties due to the price. It can be found at some college parties, but will never, ever be seen at a gay party. In hard times it can be considered acceptable to have a bottle of Dark Eyes, but this is only allowable in crisis situation.
Tiffany: Oh, my God, Amber! I have $2.57!
Amber: Totally awesome! We can get my older brother to buy us a keg of Dark Eyes and we'll have change left over!

Coco: I just did bottle shots of Dark Eyes with Nate in the parking lot at IHOP.... I told him to give me his gay card.
by Gypsy_Kitty99 June 22, 2009
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dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...
j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck
by J April 5, 2005
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Dark Lord

A Wrestler from Several E-feds known for Undertaker like gimmick combined with a mankind esque gimmick. Mid to upper level E-Fedder but often prefers to stay in the lower ranks of the hardcore or tag team divisions. Is known for creating: Abaddons Pit Hang em High and Sacrafice Match.
John: Omg! Dark Lord just put that kid through the roof of a truck!
by ChildofLarkosi August 14, 2006
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Master Dark

Best Twitch streamer ever on planet earth. He plays a lot of cool games and can destroy a whole universe in one hit.

twitch master__dark
Master Dark just went live on twitch
by Master Dark July 13, 2018
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