Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.

"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."

by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023

Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.

Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!

by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019

dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.

Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."

by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020

Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021

Dutch Nationalist

A person who has too much weed

Person A: did you here what Karel did?
Person B: A Dutch Nationalist Thing

by Sussy Journalist April 25, 2022