Credmaxxing

applying for credit, turning it into cash, not paying it back, then ignoring phone calls and letters for seven years until you can do it again.

them: "bro you've been in Thailand banging chicks for the past 4 years with no job, how do you do that?"
me: "credmaxxing"

by chriscastro July 26, 2024

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Credibility

You're presupposing that the non-dei people are working harder.

Hym "Your credibility is literally the only you care about. You literally have hours of lectures devoted to how important it is to you. This wasn't about you initially and when it became about you, you cried like a little bitch and tried to kill yourself. And then you came back, realized I wasn't dead, and the cried some more. This isn't some moral calculus your doing here. This isn't your virtue being punished. This isn't you defending the zeitgeist. This is you taking revenge on a dissident in the form of his own self-described Truman-Show esque hell. Except IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING. So you're helping them cover it up. That's all this is. And you railing against the institutions is your own hypocrisy manifest."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

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Cumedy

Jokes and/or funny things about cum.

"Yo, that was a great Cumedy joke. You should tell more of those."

by ArezOrthodox September 18, 2023

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credibilizes

To assert one’s credibility

The politician credibilizes his authority over the blue collar workers.

by Jones’sWords September 26, 2023

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Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

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