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Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer
"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008
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willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
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dick crystal

Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”
by NattyDee August 30, 2019
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Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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Hailey crystal nell

Person 1: your such a hailey crystal nell

Person 2: what's that?

Person 1: a spastic, a nerd and a simp
by ShreksWife September 17, 2020
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Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
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Charlie crystal

A ship between charlie from smiling friends and porsha from sing 2
Fangirl: OMG charlie crystal is so cute i really hope they be together.
Some dude: kayne west stare
by Weezerfan_830)4 February 12, 2022
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