The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.
Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.
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"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
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by Kaleb Hartley February 21, 2020
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