Cow Eyes

How a females eyes look when she attempts to look in the eyes of the person she is giving a blow job.

Don't give me cow eyes, watch what you're doing.

by mssiege November 15, 2009

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Cow Tipping

When a thin male has sex with a abnormally large female.

by Johnny Go Good. May 30, 2007

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a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.

Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty

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Person 1: "Oh my GOD! That cow just barked! I swear!"

Person 2: "Of course it didn't, it's not a moo cow."

by MaксH August 28, 2010

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Someone who enjoys the company and sexual enjoyment of pleasuring cows

by Toadthebest May 26, 2009

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A person who goes out and intentionally has sex with cows.

Man that guy in sales is a real cow poker.

by Slickfly December 01, 2007

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the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

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