Cousin It

When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her

When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin

Damn , dude did you hear how her family cousin it her twice?

by sixpence796 March 9, 2020

cousin-in-law

1- Cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's cousin.

cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-five great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Cousin

Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.

If you ever get caught cheating in a picture just say " nah its all good yo, he/she's my cousin"!

by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014

irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and nine great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's child / Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / First-cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

irregular-double-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and three great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024