a smallish college in Grand Rapids Michigan. Where some crazy drunk ass hot girls go. They say they are christians but really they are pretty freaky. Everyone there is dutch and very tall. Everyone gets married by the time they graduate and they all have snobby kids that will some day go to Calvin college.
by kinfee August 30, 2010
Get the Calvin Collegemug. Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll sanctioned in the name of Jesus Christ. Unless you actually go to chapels...
by Mr. 12 September 5, 2008
Get the Messiah Collegemug. First year college students (typically age 18-19) who think they're hot shit because they just got out of high school and are now legal adults (even though they act no different from a high schooler). They're just college freshman. The bottom of the college food chain.
College Freshman: ''Wow. Oh my god, I'm now a college student. I'm so much better than those inferior high school students. They're just little babies.''
College Senior: ''But weren't you yourself in high school like not even four months ago''
College Freshman: ''OK Boomer''
College Senior: ''I'm only 4 years older than you though''
College Freshman: ''Didn't ask''
(College Senior leaves conversation before they lost anymore brain cells)
College Senior: ''But weren't you yourself in high school like not even four months ago''
College Freshman: ''OK Boomer''
College Senior: ''I'm only 4 years older than you though''
College Freshman: ''Didn't ask''
(College Senior leaves conversation before they lost anymore brain cells)
by 17cmiller December 24, 2022
Get the College Freshmanmug. The Melbourne one
A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds
You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC
A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds
You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC
The original Scotch College is waaaay better than the one in Perth - me
I know brooo - friend
Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit
I know brooo - friend
Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit
by Chris Wilder February 16, 2021
Get the scotch collegemug. A co-ed British boarding school in Crowthorne that tries to be as liberal and hippie as possible to the point where it may give off an international school vibe. Also an institution where the average student is twice as athletic as anybody their age. Overal a pretty nice place but can suffer from the general problems schools of the elite have. Pupils and staff also refer to it as "Welly"
by TheCatwithWings42 July 26, 2018
Get the Wellington Collegemug. Someone who believes getting a degree is the only and best way to make lots of money. General characteristics include listening to your local top 40 radio station, liking Jim Carrey and following the crowd.
College Millionaire: Haha, smelly carpenter; once I graduate I'll be making 300K a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!
Carpenter: ...Okay.
Carpenter: ...Okay.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
Get the College Millionairemug. Malvern College is a coeducational independent school located on a 250 acre campus near the town centre of Malvern, Worcestershire in England. Founded on 25 January 1865, until 1992, the College was a secondary school for boys aged 13 to 18. Following a series of mergers, with private primary schools like Hillstone and a girl's school called Ellerslie, it has since become coeducational with pupils from 3 to 19 years old. As at February 2008 the school had a total of 600 pupils, of which 477 were boarders aged 12 – 19. The school is known for its innovative approaches to education and for sports. Among its alumni are at least two Prime Ministers, two Nobel Laureates and an Olympic Gold medalist. The novelist C. S. Lewis, author of The Chronicles of Narnia was also a former student of the school. It is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and of the Rugby Group of British independent schools.
by TICKLD November 22, 2011
Get the Malvern Collegemug.