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Hunter College (CUNY) 

A public college in New York City which provides people a chance to pursue higher education in the Big Apple who would otherwise be unable -- or simply unwilling -- to pay 200k for a bachelors degree. Many of the school's professors are not only graduates of the country's finest doctoral programs (this is a nyc job market we're talking about, after all), but also teach the very same classes they offer at Hunter at schools like NYU and Columbia (On a side note, it is not uncommon to hear these professors venting to their working and middle-class students about the snobbery and grade-entitlement which runs rampant in these aforementioned universities.)

Because Hunter is a CUNY school, dorms aren't part of the typical vocabulary of most students. Fortunately, there are more interesting places to live, anyway; various neighborhoods in Brooklyn, a few in Queens and Uptown Manhattan (i.e., East Harlem) typically fit the bill.

Of course, NYC is full of snotty trustafarians and the average Hunter student knows this, and therefore knows her school's place in the social hierarchy of nyc colleges. The glamor life often assoicated with the Washington Square set typically eludes her, for better or worse. However, there is something to be said regarding the fact that Hunter's student body isn't famous for jumping off either one of its two roof decks.
Ex. 1) Like, Gossip Girl isn't, like, a blue print for living your twenties in nyc. ewww -- next you're, like, totally going to tell me you went to Hunter.

Ex. 2) What do you mean you pay your own tuition???

Well, I go to Hunter College (CUNY), so it's not too bad. Perhaps I'll splurge on grad. school.
Hunter College (CUNY) by tjfeen August 9, 2009
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Chaminade College Preparatory 2010 

Chaminade College Preparatory is a Catholic High school in the Marianist tradition. There are 1260 people in the school overall. 274 of those people are in the graduating class of 2010. Of those seniors 243 don’t have BMW, Mercedes, Range Rover, or Lexus brand cars parked in the Senior Lot today.There are 5 groups at my school: Popular kids, Awkward kids, Model students, Druggies and In-betweens.

Yet most schools have groups that somewhat mimic the categories described above, something that make Chaminade different is the interconnectedness that occurs between groups. This unifying phenomenon, affectionately labeled the “Chaminade Family” by administrators and not labeled anything by students, is what sets Chaminade seniors apart from the graduating classes of other high schools. Students are generally welcoming of students in other groups and even hang out with one another. On any given Saturday night, at any given party, nerds can be seen blazing with populars, druggies playing beer pong with model students, and moderates doing all sorts of party related activities.
Kurt Rhee really understands the students of Chaminade College Preparatory 2010. That class was definitely the best.

Olds College 

A Small town college in Alberta, Canada, consisting of about 1500 students. A vast majority are redneck drunks (yippee!), and for some reason, we have a fashion department. 25% of the students are 4-H Alumni.
You're from Olds College? Drunk.
Olds College by peckerhead1212 November 7, 2011

antioch college 

probably the weirdest place you will ever go.
Horace Mann: I feel funky today.
Horace Mann: I know.
Horace Mann: I'll make Antioch College.
antioch college by rageofmarat January 1, 2014

Beauchamp College 

The 'best' college in the grubby town of Oadby. Renowned for its high grades, scabby individuals, groups of notorious 'hard kids', and vast quantities of grebs.
Man: "You go to Beauchamp College?"
Greb: "Yeah I do dwell in its darkest corners"
Man: "I feel sorry for you"

Georgian College 

Georgian College is conveniently located the farthest away from anything in Barrie while still being inside city limits. This college offers programs in healthcare, trades, business, culinary, and engineering while giving the illusion that golfing is a college program. The Barrie Campus boasts an average bar called the TLC; students flock to TLC because The Ranch is more than an hour walk away. House parties in Barrie generally have a minimal police presence, due to their mediocre nature. Due to a recent Snapchat account (MMG) Cannabis and Sluts seem to be a common item(seriously what do you expect from a college?). Drinking is the favored pastime by Georgian students, closely followed by pretending to be sober for class. The college also features both on and off campus residences; if you wish to play drinking games without being harassed the off campus residence is recommended. The Georgian College parking lot features many shit-box fart-can ricer cars and there douche bag drivers; as well as kids that can't park to save their asses. If you are looking for a college with average everything GC is right for you!
Cop 1: There is a house party at 252 Cook Street, should we respond?
Cop 2: Give it 20 minutes, the Georgian College students will realize it is a shit party and leave.
Cop 1: What happens if the party gets out of hand and the house buns down?
Cop 2: What are the chances of that happening AGAIN?

shitty college

This is another name for City College of New York, a lousy cheap ghetto college in Harlem made out of shit. When walking through the college campus, you will probably step on a pile of monkey shit or get mugged because it is that bad. Everything at shitty college is broken because the college cant afford to fix anything.

Shitty college has the worse academic standards than a community college would have. The college has lots of homeless students and lots of mentally ill and mentally disabled people who are very psycho and do lots of cocaine. The students can't write a paragraph or solve a physics problem there without going into a total meltdown. Oh and this college is ugly.

Shitty college has lots of black squirrels and monkeys though.
My sister went to shitty college in Harlem and now she is homeless. She should have went to Columbia University.
shitty college by Bryan Milk May 17, 2016