by Brioshe20! January 7, 2023

cooper is a great guy, he's always there for you, and will never leave you. he's really athletic, but short. he's super good looking too. he's the most loyal person you will ever meet. he makes out for the best boyfriend you will ever have! sometimes he's crazy, but the good crazy. he doens't talk bad about other people, or talk behind your back. everyone nneds a cooper!
by arwlou16 December 2, 2020

A hyperactive person with the mind of a 6 year old. Not good at spelling and gets VERY VERY angry at pretty much nothing.
by unoriginalmemist June 6, 2018

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other (publicly) doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump and has been since before his election, until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

A super hot guy who all the girlswant but he's too sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy for them🥵
by YESSSSSSSIR December 13, 2022

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper
by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
