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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"
by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010
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Cock Car Wash

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.
Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.
by Bwhereru April 9, 2010
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cockodile

A woman who when receiving the cock, does a death roll like a crocodile for intense pleasue or can be used to define this act.
Jenny is a total freak! We were having sex and she rolled over and started the cockodile!
by thejamerz April 20, 2010
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CoCo McLean

boy- that kat fat huh girl?
girl- waaat! oh no u didnt!
boy- U Coco McLean riiiiiite?
girl- .......= lol
by bigmamatwiiggy December 13, 2010
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Cockfor

A terrible stench and a way to make your friends look silly.
Me: It's smells like cockfor in here.

Friend: What's cockfor?

Me: Having sex.
by TwentyFiveToLife March 10, 2011
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Cockblockula

Someone who at every chance sucks up all the game in the room at his friends expence.
John: Aye there were like 100 girls at that last night, did you get any action?

Ryan: Not at all Gary was being such a Cockblockula! Dude he totally kicked off the Cockblocalypse.
by P.S. Foolish June 13, 2011
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