middle class injury

A joke term originated from Buzzfeed. It is used for referring unreal injuries while doing everyday things with middle-class (or not so) stuff.

I've got the most middle class injury ever. I sprained my hand while rinsing kale.

by SahilGagrai March 25, 2017

Italian Swim Class

The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.

Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.

by Fritz March 24, 2022

Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.

I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.

by Hors D'oeuvre May 9, 2012

twerking class hero

A modern-day working class hero or heroine who shakes his or her ass for money.

Usually the conservatives have been looking for working class heroes as their role models. But what's with MTG, isn't she a personal trainer? —No, she is a twerking class hero... 🤷 ♂️

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

standard character classes

These are typical stat builds and/or fighting styles for characters in videogames.

They are Mighty Glacier, Glass Cannon, Fragile Speedster, and Jack of All Stats

Keep in mind that these are types that are used because they maintain competitive balance.

Dude what were the standard character classes again?

Mighty Glacier, Glass Cannon, Fragile Speedster, and Jack of All Stats man.

I need to remember that better. Thanks dude.

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

Emerald Class Ferry

A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!

My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.

by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021