Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 06, 2015

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

Chocolate Fake

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

by smerkley January 08, 2015

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016

Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 15, 2018

chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.

Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!

by El horchata August 24, 2017

Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021