Chocolate model

The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.

Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.

Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model

Jack: Dayumm look at that model!

Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.

by Girl that swags on December 26, 2013

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

chocolate Gomez

When you take a chunky diarrhea on a girls face. From the same family as Dirty Sanchez

The chocolate Gomez is a sure fire way to make sure she never calls you again

by 92749(84026253) January 14, 2023

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

Chocolate rummiyum

One partner spreads chocolate all over themselves the other rubs all over them. You then lick all the chocolate off each-other and do the yummie mummy

We did the Chocolate rummiyum to have some fun then we finished with a yummie mummy

by The Yummiest Mummyist October 13, 2017

Chocolate Glizzy

A chocolate hotdog that one may come across while extremely high or in the ghetto.(~rat-ta-ta-ta~)

Aye oh, don’t make me pull out the chocolate glizzy!

NOT THE CHOCOLATE GLIZZY!!!!

by Idkanymore03 July 8, 2021