Lil’ Chocolate Mousse

That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.

I was so far up in them guts she gave me a lil’ chocolate mousse.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.

Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

Pablo chocobar

Very skilled club. Also referred to as PBLO (with a knife emoji) sometimes. The no. 1 e-sports clan in existence. Owns a fucking planet named Pablo. Pablo Chocobar has stablished several underground training centres not known to anyone. Destroyed Iran rockets with the help of osama senpai. Everyone is a Pablo. You just have to discover the hidden Pablo in you and no one can stop you from achieving your goals. And NEKS is unstoppable. Follow us to become pablo. Instagram- @rl.pblo

Pablo chocobar is the best. They destroy KBDH everytime.
Faze who, Only Pablo #1

by PabloChocobar November 22, 2021

shot the chocolate

took a shit; usually in one's pants

Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

grenade in the chocolate box

To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea

Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"

"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"

by Kaibosh December 20, 2013

Pour the Hot Chocolate

Used in cases where you've experienced wattpad fluff in real life.

Similar to 'Spilling the Tea', but not drama and gossip; it's not that juicy, instead it's used for cute moments you want to tell others about.

"Felicia, I have so much hot chocolate to pour."
"Come on Jessica, pour the hot chocolate already!"

by i_invented_pourthehotchocolate October 15, 2022

punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

by strangefetishes November 15, 2013