prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.

I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.

by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023

Chili Dog

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,

Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.

“Your mom gave me the biggest chili dog last night after drinking two Kahula n coffee’s”

by Tittywanker August 3, 2023

Chili Waterfall

A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.

Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.

Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.

Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.

Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.

Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!

"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"

by Jack Trager August 13, 2023

Chili Dogged

When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.

"What happened to you last night, man?"
"Crystal came over and I chili dogged that bitch."

by Phildo.bg August 25, 2023

Yacht chili

When a bougie bitch has explosive diarrhea!

I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.

by Convenienttpw September 1, 2023

Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.

I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.

by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023

Lake Erie Chili

A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.

I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.

by elmo booty November 25, 2021