Gay Checking

The art of sending one of your guy friends or random dude a dildo thrugh amazon with their name and address on the package.

Mainly used as a prank or revenge, it can lead to years of torment and
Guy one: "Dude, did you hear what happened to our one friend? Someone ended up Gay Checking him hella hard! A foot long dildo came in the mail for him, and now everyone knows about it now!"
Guy two: "I know, I'm the one who checked him!"
by VX888 May 08, 2020
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screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.
"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
by DissyTee18 May 03, 2014
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Text-checking

The process of checking on someone or something by texting
Have you heard from Bob today, he is late to the botton factory. No, I am text-checking him now.
by Mommaube January 09, 2019
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bagpipe check

a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.
After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.
by kilt_lifter March 08, 2022
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checking the cobbler

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler
by who r u to be askin me that April 23, 2011
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Mike Check

When you are testing your microphone except your friend's name is Mike. This can also be recognized as a nickname.
"Yo Mike Check, pass me a Coke!"
by epicpussyslayer2246 April 30, 2019
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