cotton headed ninny muggins

A name that describes someone who isn't a good as others at certain things

I am a cotton headed ninny muggins when it comes to lacrosse

by a dye hard logangster November 19, 2017

cottonmouth

noun: describes the act of getting a blowjob while your dick is wrapped with cotton candy.

“becky gave brad a cottonmouth after the fair last saturday”
“whats that?”
“he wrapped his dick with cotton candy and she sucked his dick with her mouth”
“oh tight”
“yeah”

by trouser daddy October 3, 2018

foodie-cation

leisure time away from work and/or school devoted to trying out different foods and restaurants of a certain area.

I can't wait to get off work and head to Atlanta to enjoy my foodie-cation.

by SpenseDaIntense May 16, 2011

Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.

You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.

by Dave Lawrence July 19, 2014

Egg Carton

The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)

As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.

Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!

Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.

Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.

by legstretch October 19, 2012

Cotton Wool

Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.

Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.

Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"

by Paulie Boy June 27, 2006

cotton

used to discribe a once good looking person thats become unattractive, or that someone's appearance has deteriorated. (misusing the word cotton in place of caught; impling that age, drugs, hard living, partying, etc. have 'caught up' with a person's looks

Amy used to be so hot but after having two kids and sitting on her ass all day, now she just cotton

by R. DIGSY April 15, 2006