Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Catch

A fetch(Cool) car

Mom can you please buy cute catch for my sweet 16?

Dude I can't believe your mom let you pull up in a catch at a party.

by kendal58 December 4, 2010

catch a bad one

getting hit in the face with some sort of object like a fist or bottle or bat

If this kid starts something with me he's gunna catch a bad one.

by Gabe February 23, 2005

catching bodies

Body on a body count.

Her body count 3. She out her catching bodies man.

by Loveabud May 25, 2017

Catching the Swine Flu

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

by neo069 August 26, 2009

Catching Plays

To execute a hit on someone, especially for gang activity or to protect drug turf.

Im catching plays on these fools that are invading my turf.

by CatDog122 March 10, 2017

Argentinean Hog Catcher

Whilst having anal sex doggy style, the male ejaculates into the anus of the female. At the moment of climax the female poops and the male catches the poop before it hits the ground.

Hey man make sure you put plastic on your bed before attempting the the Argentinean hog catcher.

by jewfro691 July 9, 2011