a cotton picking minute

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

by yello September 25, 2006

Cotton Candy

When a girl has a blue waffle and a pink sock at the same time.

ewww cotton candy!

by COTTON CANDY BITCHES November 13, 2011

Cutting the dwarf

When a filmmaker started with a good script or even shot a good film, but poor editing ruined it.

Everyone thought Johnson's new film would be a hit based on the script that leaked, but he ended up cutting the dwarf and it tanked at the box office.

by DramaVamp March 7, 2009

Cutting a Penny

Taking a shit on your hand.

I was rushing to finish using the bathroom after eating some bean burritos, and was pulling up my pants, when I heard a huge bang as somone threw the door-open; and then I realised it: I was standing there Cutting a Penny staring into some other Dude's eyes.

by The REAL McGuffin September 23, 2009

cotton fuck

A ritual that includes fornication with rabbits, particularly with cotton tale rabbits

John: What are you doing today bill?
Bill: throwing a party
John: what kind?
Bill: A good old fashion cotton fuck
John: hot damn!

by RustyShakleford October 4, 2009

cottonballed

The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.

Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.

by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

Cotton Patch

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

by The big phone! August 20, 2010