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christian aitken

The single sexiest thing on this planet.
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christian voice

Terrorist organisation based on fundementalist christianity.

Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.

The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.

christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.

It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.

The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.

While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
"That group 'christian voice', work with James Dowson, who was convicted of possesion of a weapon and breach of the peace."
by Seb.F. June 7, 2007
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Christian Gago

Great friend, with libugin girlfriends. A great vlogger of his generation. A talented person- tiktokerist, guitarist, tinderest and nudist.
Our Christian Gago is Gabo. Drinking alcohol is like drinking water scented with Katol (Bow)
by Brokenheads July 5, 2020
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non-christian

To not be Christian.
"you are non-christian" said Dequan to Debby.
by FazeUp August 28, 2016
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Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.
Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011
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Christian hurst

He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything
by Nigger cunt fucker October 9, 2019
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Mechanical Christianity

A mechanical Christian is someone who claims to be a Christian, goes to church, attend all the meetings and services, but doesn't actually live the life of a believer.

They go to church likely because that's how they've been brought up. They wake up every Sunday morning and get ready for church, not because they're hoping to have an encounter with God, but because that little routine has always been a part of their life.

Dressing up and going to church every Sunday is just one of those weekend activities, that they've gotten accustomed to. Hence, they live a mechanical life.

They give tithes and offerings because it's customary to do so. They say grace before meals because it's customary to do as a Christian. But deep down within them, they have no real relationship with God.

They do these things out of habit, mechanically, and not because they have any real conviction in them.

This practice is called Mechanical Christianity.

"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power therefore." - 2. Tim 3:5
A: Sharon used to be a Mechanical Christian at her early life, but I'm glad she finally had an actual encounter with Jesus.

B: Now she comes to church not because she's expected to attend a church as a Christian, but because she actually wants to hear a message from the lord.

A: Yea, mechanical Christianity can lead someone into a false sense of being saved. Only true relationship with God brings enlightenment.
by Imagine Dragonlings October 22, 2022
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