fur closet

A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.

Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.

by Shaguar28 April 28, 2014

cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 December 14, 2015

dirtied cloth

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.

Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

vag clouds

The puffy walls of soft cloud like substance some girls have inside their vaginas that grips yo dick like a suction cup and makes smashing them amazing and tight af!

Not all girls have vag clouds some are empty holes filled with spiky hard shit or large empty pits.

Dam bro that girl last night had mad vag clouds! pussy was so tight! cam like a mofucka!

by JyahC April 24, 2017

Drake Clone

When a person looks and sound exactly like another famous person

wow did you see that rapper Zeuz? He's such a Drake Clone

by Jimmylove1 June 2, 2018

titty clown

marvus xoloto from hiveswap

marvus xoloto is a ho-bag who always has his breasts exposed. he is the titty clown.

by titty clown January 14, 2019

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019