When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.
"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010
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by rick pr November 22, 2010
Get the bleaky mug.Guy 1 : "Hey bro, I've got a joint pre-rolled, wanna break and bake?"
Guy 2 : "You bet your sweet ass I do, let's bounce."
Guy 2 : "You bet your sweet ass I do, let's bounce."
by Avatar of WHOA February 28, 2011
Get the break and bake mug.A temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after being on break from school. Similar to jetlag but is caused by going back to school after being on break rather than by time zones. A person experiencing breaklag will find that they cannot sleep until very late and cannot wake up on time for classes upon returning to college.
Mina: "...also, why are you still awake?"
Christina: "I either don't sleep or I go to bed past 6am."
Mina: "Breaklag much?"
Christina: "I either don't sleep or I go to bed past 6am."
Mina: "Breaklag much?"
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Get the Break Science mug.Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"
Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.
Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.
Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.
Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!
Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.
Worthless William: Best comment thread ever
Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.
Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.
Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!
Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.
Worthless William: Best comment thread ever
Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
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