cork board me

when someone talks to much u take a shit in their mouth using the shit as a cork. the juicey shit corks up their mouth

u really wanna cork board me? u fuckin fag

by mynikkacruds October 13, 2011

Bollock Board

A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.

Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.

by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011

dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

by kurt April 22, 2005

boarhog

Anal sex upon a restrained victim or subject.

Let's go back to the stationhouse and boarhog us a drunk.

by westgateian September 9, 2003

spring board

Rhyming slang for "supreme court".
This is the way it sounds when Americans say "supreme court" in TV interviews.

Will has criticized Bush's selection this week of Harriet Miers to sit on the spring board. Bush didn't mention the controversy her nomination has created in Republican circles.

by Dan October 6, 2005

Botard

An word used strictly by homosexuals and/or tools, to take the place of the word "retard."
Mainly used as an insult when a gay person has run out of things to say about a straight person, therefore they result to using "Botard."

"Ugh! You're such a. such a.. BOTARD! Im just going to go up to my room and paint homo things and be gay and what not..."

by Ryan Da Pussy November 8, 2011

boarding

See docking. But with more smegma...more...a little more...woe! TOO MUCH!!!

thats a lot of smegma there bill, your dick is awful cheesy...

by Philly fukin massive huge hairy willy February 23, 2005