Belly Boner

A male's equivalent of a food baby. When one has consumed so much food that his stomach becomes erect.

"Ughh, dude I've got a belly boner, I shouldn't have ate so much"

by Nipl Cobra November 3, 2011

elephant boner

the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.

Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

boner tuck

when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges

the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed

by Bronoun July 26, 2005

Boner Forest

The style of having 4 to 10 guys at one place in a group, while having a very fine attractive women walking/standing by them while they chat, hang out, etc. Not knowing that every other guy is getting erect. Thus, a boner forest takes place.

Those guys are having a boner forest over their near that hot chick.

by Morfish August 26, 2010

half boner

The stage of the male erection between flacid and fully aroused.

Yo, that female's cammel toe gave me a half boner.

by Rusty Clit December 20, 2003

Gym boner

Gym boner is the awkward boner men gets during leg raise type of activities. It's caused by type of underwear or shorts men wear at the time. Men usually hate this because since it's not an actual boner there is no blood circulation in penis therefore penis seems very small.

I was doing decline press when I noticed that I had a gym boner.

by BotCreon January 9, 2014

Boner Piss

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

by djscat March 13, 2013