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An old theatre tongue twister. Used as a way to warm up the tongue before a show, it has gained notoriety recently due to Cards Against Humanity, and it has been difficult to for people to say to this day.
Bailey tried to say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer for ten minutes earlier.
by ALSAT December 18, 2020
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Retro Biscuits

Those biscuits you used to eat when you were a kid, and you were amazed to stumble upon some re-packaged in the super market the other day when you were all grown up or find in your friends cupboard. Famous ones include the'nice' biscuits which were anything but nice, the ring shaped biscuits with multi coloured icing on that make your teeth itch and look like some acid trip induced creation from the 60's (and still do! including pink and brown colours!) and such things as Bourbons and custard creams can be considered 'retro'
"John, check out the retro biscuits Chris has in his cupboard"
by Steveoz32 December 13, 2008
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Sunshine Biscuit

A game played by three (3) or more males. A cracker, or other starch is placed in the middle of the players. The players then pull their cocks out and start whacking off feverishly. The last male to cum is then forced to eat the cracker.
Dude. I'm bored. Let's get some friends together and play Sunshine Biscuit.
by JManDC September 14, 2007
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chatting biscuits

Normally used in reference to someone talking complete crap
by Craig Blake May 2, 2008
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water biscuit

a small dietry biscuit which can help you lose wieght.
The most blasphemous insult ever created.
Toby is a water biscuit.
Toby is on a diet. He is eating water biscuits. Mate
by Matt Wilmott January 10, 2006
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Whisker Biscuit

The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.
Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"

Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"
by Free-Daddy Mac April 1, 2016
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my biscuit

My bad, my fault (an expression to use when you've screwed up)
"Hey mike"
"My name is steve.."
"ooo shit...my biscuit"
by bossanova April 25, 2009
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