G-Bird

1 Thousand Dollars (1,000 Dollar Bills or 10 100.00 Bills)

Tommy: Yo, I flipped a G-Bird this weekend?
Mike: A Wha?
Tommy: a G-Bird.. you know a thousand dollars

by JohnnyFleekins September 25, 2005

Bird Pussy

When you are so stoned, that you feel that you're higher than bird pussy.

Stoner 1: Pass the blunt
Stoner 2: Man im so blazed i feel like im higher then bird pussy.

by Crunkzilla March 8, 2008

Big Birding

The act of ejaculating on someone and then throwing feathers onto them. As a rule, only truly accomplished when the feathers are yellow, but white will suffice.

I was running out of things to do to her so I tried big birding. Everything was going well until I realized the feathers weren't yellow. I'll get her next time.

by Jeff15373 August 15, 2011

Dead Birds

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*

Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"

by Johnny Phs. October 4, 2006

the birds are chirping

Means that the thots are already blowing up phones being thirsty

Goodmorning to you. The birds are chirping.

by PrincessNINI March 4, 2015

baby bird

When one or more women kneel before a cock and beg for load on their face(s)...like a baby bird being fed by its mother

I gave those bitches the baby bird, and she gagged hard.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011