Beer queer

Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.

Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!

Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005

beer ball

A container of beer equal to 55 12oz beers or 19.5L. A beer ball is a disposable container and is also 1/3 the volume of a standard keg.

It's going to be small so let's just grab a beer ball.

by Dillitron December 1, 2009

Beer Tits

beer tits Those big bodacious knockers that are only completely visible after she has consumed mass quantities of malt beverages and has been coaxed into entering the Tuesday night wet t-shirt contest at the local bar.

OMG, would you look at the beer tits on contestant number three!
You have to vote for those Peter!

by monk-daddy July 24, 2008

Beer bug

Corona virus, a disease originating in China which shares the same name as a shitty Mexican beer.

Chad caught the beer bug so has to self-isolate for 14 days at home.

by hammmmmmmy March 7, 2020

beer staffing

A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.

"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"

by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006

beer sweater

The cozy warmth felt by those under the effects of alcohol.

"man, I can't believe he's not freezing - it's below zero and he's only wearing a t-shirt!"

"nah, I saw how much of that keg he drank - he's got his beer sweater on"

by marvyp September 18, 2008

Beer Wallet

When you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.

Caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.

1: Shit your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!

2: Yeah. I've got a bad case of beer wallet.

by Roons March 29, 2008