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freestyle beat

rap instrumental commonly played at parties to inspire ppl to start bustin' flows.
My friend makes bad ass freestyle beats on his computer.
by quetzaln January 13, 2007
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beat down

v. (1) to verbally berate into submission (publicly) (2) to physically rough up or convincingly administer authority over another person or thing (3) the exercise of legitimate authority, rules, or known customs which leaves a person or persons in a poor position and often disappointed.
n. the act of beating down (2) a disappointing and unexpected result to an attempted action
Verb: Mr. Smith beat down that dude who came up on his porch asking for money.

Noun: (1) I had to throw a beat down on that punk ass. (2) That was a beat down.
by Tom Ward January 3, 2003
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woman beater

If your name is chris you might be a woman beater.

Hey chris can i have an autograph.
Boom drives women in the face.
Chris Brown Woman Beater
Chris Jericho Woman Beater
by mitch morrisseau February 11, 2009
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beat off

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off
dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off
by adam h March 1, 2005
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Beatifucation

This unfortunate happening is the only way to clense ones soul and is completely necessary, Completely necessary!

Beatifucation is performed when someone who has evidently been mistreated and not been educated as a child, When there mind is obscured by evil thoughts and ideas. When the subject person does not enjoy the sounds of the great band *The Beatles...Yes does NOT like The Beatles.

Some one who does not enjoy and fantasize about the Beatles must be so pourly educated they might not even understand what is going on round them. The Target person will think they are doing nothing wrong, but infact are commiting a sin...an Epark Sin. So trying to make them understand what there doing is against the laws of nature is very tricky. This is were Beatifucation must be aplied.

To perform Beatifucation you must gather up all of your mates(Bros,Hommies and Chums are also acceptable) and Do everything in your combined power to cast out the demon of good musical taste that is filling your friend's mind with Shit and Evil thoughts.

Ancient Methods of Beatifucation include:
1. Constantly playing Beatles songs when ever the offender is near.

2. When ever the person atemps to talk or join into a conversation automaticly change the subject to anything related to the teachings of The Beatles so the person has no choice as to walk away and be loner(Which is a bad thing) or join in the conversation submiting to the mighty power of the Beatles.

3. Simply avoiding and Discluding and ect the Person until they become Beatifucied.

4. Rape, forced sex, Physical Violence, Sexual punishment and threatning coments have also worked on many occasions (Forcing the Offender to listen to Ringo Star's Wonderful voice is also acceptable; Pinning the person down or tying them to a chair may be necessary).

Again, I must say how important Beatifucation is an that it is Completely necessary in all cases. After it is complete the person can be returned to its normal self and help to spread the ancient teachings of the Beatles.

*Use This Information Wisely and correctly*
Dan "Yeh, I heard that in the song "Let It Be" If you play the entire Song backwards it is actually Ringo star and Chuck Norris having an in depth Conversation about Xbox 360 vs PS3"
Marcus Omfg Are you guys seriously still talking about that shit band!
Mark "Oh,Hi there Marcus. Didnt see you there. What was that you were saying? Something about your lack of belief and oblivious mind?......Get the rope Dan"
* Dan Takes 100m long Rope from out of his pants*
.........

Thus The Art of Beatifucation ¬__¬
by Candle Frost July 10, 2009
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Nicetown Beat Down

To loose a fight in the section of Philadelphia called "Nicetown" or to get beat up for stealing or trying to steal, disrespecting children or the elderly in Nicetown, mainly to get your butt kicked in Nicetown (Philadelphia, PA), mainly to get your butt kicked real bad where ever you may live , a beat down like we do in Nicetown
"man, that guy tried to rob me last night, so me and my dogs gave him a Nicetown Beat Down"
by Stellastellar August 13, 2008
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Donegal Beatdown

A particularly violent beatdown traditionally dished out to out-of-towners by the residents of Gweedore, Co. Donegal, Ireland.
The prick got cheeky with me so we gave him the Donegal Beatdown, sir.
by fatalautomaton April 22, 2011
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