Bacon censored

When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.

“I was heading downstairs and just as I peeled the g-banger off, she bacon censored me”

by modernphrases June 6, 2023

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

Bacon Principle

A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.

I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!

by Gutfoxx December 1, 2020

Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021

Billy bacon

The most elite type of people

Cannot be rivaled

Yo he's a billy bacon, he actually amazing

by Gary Guacamole is life April 30, 2021

Bacon Academy

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"yo did you take your schizophrenia pills yet?"
"I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY "

by ihatethefrench782 June 15, 2022

Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022