new breed

proper new breeds are the dick head who bitch and moan about how their parents hate them and cut themselves and write god awful poetry and it turns out all that happened was their mum had a go coz they stole money from her purse, yano the ones

new breed emo

by pollymayte March 14, 2011

shit breed

a person (men more than women) who is seen as a complete asshole but that's only because they come from a family of complete assholes. Unfortunately it is very difficult to change the shit breed back to a shit and then back to a person.

wow your a fucken shit breed! sux for you.

by mlskiwi December 27, 2011

Selective Breeding

The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.

Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?

Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?

Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!

by Spacemariles June 7, 2013

nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly

When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed

by Odonohue77 November 23, 2013

Rabbit Breeder

A person with five or more kids.

It comes from the phrase: breeds like rabbits.

Hey look Paul, that's Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Looks like his wife is pregnant again, and they are already on like their sixth kid! What Rabbit Breeders.

by QuinceyQuidditch February 21, 2014

kangeroo breeder

a person who is already friends with some one on snap chat when they ask

EG i need snap chat names

johndatoilet is mine

im already friends with you ,

you kangeroo breeder

by XXX_MLGPUSSYSLAYER_XXX August 18, 2014

Natural Breech

The rectal tunnel that can take on all sizes of cock during ass fucking with little or no hardship.

Typically referring to gay men.

Man: I shouldn't have went to that gay bar last night.

Friend: How's the natural breech holding up?

Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.

by FuckYoMomma September 1, 2014