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Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011
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brazilian cheeze wagon

when a woman inserts a tampon, then the man craps into the vaginal opening. the man then proceds to slowly pull the string of the tampon, until it is out. bvc.
me and my girlfriend are going to my place to do some brazilian cheeze wagon.
by vannb25 May 22, 2011
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Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.
Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
by iamjose October 2, 2011
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Braillo

Anothere term for a typo made when writing with a Braille keyboard.
Person 1: I'm going to the store. Want me to pick you up anyding?
Person 2: Nice Braillo, dude. And no, I'm okay. :)
by lady_so_divine January 10, 2012
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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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brazilian firehouse

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass while his condom is on fire
Sara:My anus was like a firehouse last night
Lizz:why?

Sara:Juan gave one hell of a Brazilian firehouse
by Slimjim6429 April 16, 2014
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Braileola

When nipples have A bumpy texture around the aureola
Your Braileola's are quite bumpy looking through your tank top.
by GGR73 September 13, 2014
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