Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Kentucky Bath

When one bathes without washing their anal cavity.

Simplified definition: when you wash everything but your ass.

I was with Sheila last night and she must have too a Kentucky Bath because her ass was Stinky

To build up my musk, I took Kentucky baths for a month consecutively.

by Balls big tits November 24, 2021

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up

I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.

by Ianyourgod April 12, 2022

Maple Bath

A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.

It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!

by One Old Maple Bather December 15, 2011