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Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire
That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette
by D the M May 17, 2011
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thieving bastard

a derogatory term used to call somebody at your work place to cover up for the items you stole your self
where is my damn wrench you THIEVING BASTARD!
by D nards September 5, 2011
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farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."
by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017
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basting

To sit around stewing in one's sweat and body odor after a workout.

This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.

Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.
Lisa: Dude, you fuckin reak man, go take a shower!

John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!
by Limit28 December 29, 2007
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bastard or bitch

A bad person who looks like a man and a woman. See Marilyn Manson
It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008
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Bastard Baby

A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!
Amy: Your baby is so cute!

Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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Bastard

A person who gets anything he wants without even trying.
" thats guy got a free car, what a bastard !"
by Mr.Noah March 4, 2010
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