Aaron

Aaronnewmans are very deadly and greatly depressing things, They are attracted to "Scene chicks" with long multicolored hair, Brace faces, And major eyeliner wearers. (much like the appearance of a Aaronnewman. They love to bestow the "Wet blanket'' effect on people with there over dramatic acts and there angry vows of silence. Aaronnewmans favorite activity would have to be the art of breeding as a Aaronnewman is always looking for a new mate. One of a Aaronnewmans defense techniques would have to be the cry and wish for death maneuver were one cries and rights on there facebook posting Bring me the horizon lyrics that talk of dealt. All in all STAY CLEAR OF ALL POSSIBLE SIGHS OF AARONNEWMANS OR ELSE BE TURNED SCENE

KIM: Omg Trisha! Why is he staring at me and not saying a thing?
TRISHA: O dont worry hes a Aaronnewman.
KiM: O ok that exsplains everything.

by yourmom1026 June 5, 2011

aaron

epileptic octopus who is obsessed with noodles and chicken fry, and has a dog named baby peach muffins<3

who is that weird guy you always skype with?

oh, thats aaron. i love him(:

by aaronknows(: July 8, 2011

Aaron Micheal

A terrible disease in witch you have the extreme urge to have anal, oral, nose, or ear sex with another male. Symtoms include having a shriviled, small penis, a limpy, puffy afro, and disturbing white-yellow sausey goo above/around your lips. The only cure is to kill yourself.

Guy 1: O-M-G he's such an Aaron Micheal.

Guy 2: He should just die!

by Anti-AM November 29, 2010

Aaron

Gay.
Aaron is the gayest gay that has ever gayed.

Aaron is gay.

by Kiwi-chan nya nya :333333333 April 13, 2016

aaron

an absolute real operation necessary; usually for a new face due to the growth of jelly like substance and several types fungus on it; in a shape not dissimilar to tan lines acquired on a skiing trip or excessive wearing of sunglasses in sunny weather.
In less common cases, it refers to other parts of the body, in literal and metaphorical senses, such as "grow taller", or "grow some balls".

Deary me, you need an aaron, you have no backbone.

by taneous February 24, 2009

Chelsea and Aaron

Bestest. Couple. EVER. She is the smart, kind, beautiful one. He is the lucky one.

It's hard not to like Chelsea and Aaron!

SMILE!

Normal couple: There's no way we could be as cute as Chelsea and Aaron!

by dabestesteva November 11, 2012

avarose

She is a lil bitch. She will do anything to you and is a physopath, and will do anything she can to make sure you like her, even lie. An avarose is known for hiding her emotions and keep them bottles up. It is a bad trait in her personality. Never trust an avarose.

Dont trust an avarose she will hurt you in the end.

by Do It Sit On My Face September 20, 2019